Think Like a Lawyer!!!

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and [...]

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Real Notes Written by Parents in School District

I took this from (https://www.facebook.com/notes/sarcasm-because-beating-the-hell-out-of-people-is-illegal-c/these-are-real-notes-written-by-parents-in-the-school-district-spellings-have-be/308418492608949) on 18 Dec 2012. I thought I'd share it on my blog simply to smile. -------------------- These are real notes written by parents in the school district. Spellings have been left intact. 1. My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. [...]